The wrong guy resigned. The UK Ambassador has resigned after the whole world found out that he thinks Trump is a raging buffoon and petty asshole. He quit his job even though he had the support of his superiors in the UK government who publicly agreed. He probably figured the tweets weren’t going to be worth it. He’d rather not wait for it.

Alex Acosta has not resigned but he has spoken. Boy is he glad that there is new evidence that could punish Jeffrey Epstein because what he is accused of is really bad, but hey, it’s got nothing to do with me so don’t wait for it.

Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta said he wants to cut the budget for sex trafficking by 80% after he said it’s a good thing that the Feds are looking into Epstein. Less money and resources mean a lesser chance of the Feds closing in on him. He’s not waiting for nothing. Cut them off.

Alex Acosta has two little girls of his own. That’s a punch in the gut to normal people.

Senator Lisa Murkowski from Alaska says she won’t be calling on Acosta to resign. She likes him. She’s irritated with all the questions she’s getting about him and she won’t wait for one more.

Lisa Murkowski hasn’t read the Mueller Report. It irritates her.

America is waiting for Congress to read the Mueller Report. Will they get around to it before Bob Mueller testifies next week or will they rely on their old talking points and tell America to move on?

Fox News is blaming Obama for Jeffrey Epstein’s sweet plea deal in Florida. Fox is not irritated with Lisa Murkowski today.

Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyers are trying to claim that the new sex trafficking charges are illegal.

Jeffrey Epstein says he introduced Trump to Melania. She hadn’t waited long. Trump finishes pretty quick.

A judge has ordered a conference on Thursday to go over unsealing the record in the Virginia Giuffre v Ghislaine Maxwell case which could out all of the famous politicians and celebrities who partied with Jeffrey Epstein. Fox News’ Alan Dershowitz says now hold on…..wait a minute……I already admitted that it was only a massage or two……… I did not have sex with that girl.

Trump says he feels “badly” for Alex Acosta.

Trump says he had a falling out with Epstein about 15 years ago. He’s not a fan.

Republicans are as silent about Epstein as they are about EVERYTHING ELSE. Pedophiles can help themselves to as many little girls as they want as long as the economy is good and voters are still with Trump, eh? Or have they all been to parties at Jeffrey Epstein’s house?

Hey Republicans! What are you waiting for?

Bill Barr’s Dad, Donald Barr, hired Jeffrey Epstein to teach physics and calculus at Dalton School in New York when he was the headmaster even though he knew he was a college dropout with no degree. That put him right in the middle of a world of never ending teen aged girls. Pedophiles don’t usually become pedophiles later in life. They usually get an early start and they never stop.

Speaking of Bill Barr……. Bill Barr said he would recuse himself from the New York case against Jeffrey Epstein and then he said, wait — never mind, I take it back.

Barr says Trump can legally add a citizenship question to the census, Supreme Court be damned.

Bill Barr worked for the same law firm that Epstein hired.

Trump’s golf resort in Doral, Florida is hosting a golf tournament on Saturday. A strip club has arranged it. Golfers can pay for a dancer to serve as their “caddy girl” while they wait around to hit the ball at Trump’s club.

Strippers at Trump’s Doral club, a Chinese prostitution ring at Mar-A-Lago, another rape account, a new story in the New York Times which details a private event with Epstein and Trump who had dozens of young women flown in just for them……of course there’s a video of Russian hookers peeing on each other.

Wait for it.

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