Watch Your Butt
Trump cancelled his press conference for Monday. Now we won’t get to hear the report that proves his innocence. He says he’s going to use it for his defense instead.
Trump isn’t going to show up at the Republican primary debate next week, hosted by Fox News, either. He posted: Many people are asking whether or not I will do the DEBATES? ALL AMERICANS have been clamoring for a President of extremely High Intelligence. As everyone is aware, my Poll numbers, over a “wonderful” field of Republican candidates are extraordinary. In fact, I am leading the runner up, whoever that may now be, by more than 50 Points. Reagan didn’t do it, and neither did others. People know my Record, one of the BEST EVER, so why would I Debate? I’M YOUR MAN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Trump isn’t going to do the debate next Wednesday because he’s scared of Chris Christie, plus he’s expected to turn himself into the Fulton County Jail before then and he isn’t going to want to take any questions about that. Watch him do it hours before the debate so that all the media attention will be on him and not them.
After Trump dies in prison, he shouldn’t get to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery where John F. Kennedy is. Let his shitty kids bury him next to their mother on the Trump golf course where the Saudis can visit him.
Trump’s attorneys requested a trial date of April 2026 in the January 6 DC case, almost 2 1/2 years after Jack Smith’s request of January 2, 2024.
Fanni Willis has asked for her trial date to be in early March 2024. She wants all 19 defendants arraigned on September 5.
Things look pretty bleak for the Proud Boys awaiting their fates. Prosecutors want 33 years for leaders Enrique Tarrio and Joe Biggs. They want 30 years for Zach Rehl, 27 years for Ethan Nordean, and 20 years for Dominic Pezzola. They asked the judge to deem their crimes as acts of terrorism. If that’s what they end up getting, they will be the longest insurrection sentences to date. Oath Keepers Stewart Rhodes holds the record so far — 18 years.
Rudy is crying in his bourbon because Trump won’t pay his legal bills. He went to Mar-a-Lago awhile ago to beg him for money and Trump said he’d give him some but then didn’t.
A new video has emerged of Roger Stone discussing the fake electors plot on November 5, 2020. It was well thought out and didn’t include any claims of election fraud. The plan was always to use fake electors.
If convicted in Fulton County, Don the Con will get a second mugshot taken. His makeup and wig will be removed and he’ll be forced to take a shower where others will see him naked. Prison guards will make him bend over so they can look up his butt to see if he’s hiding his phone up there. Then he’ll have to turn in his blue suit and red tie and get a prison jumpsuit in return. If convicted for federal crimes, he could sent to rich white man prison where he’ll be served Diet Cokes, play croquet and work on his tan.
Democrats want full transparency and public access for the Trump trials by putting cameras in the courtroom. Republicans do not. They don’t want their voters to find out what he did and they’re scared their names could come up. The Crime Victims Right Act says victims have the right to attend the trials of those who victimized them. All Americans were victimized by Trump on January 6 so the trials should be made public. They need to be televised because 1) the public has a right to be there given that we’re all victims of his crime and 2) Trump and Fox’s lies and spin will lose their grip on the gullible white people who have been believing that they’re victims for being white, not for having their democracy nearly taken away.
There could be an Indictment #5. Arizona is not only looking into prosecuting fake electors, its considering going after everybody who took part in the fake electors plot in Arizona. Like Georgia, there’s a lot of them and Trump is at the top. He better watch his butt.
Hey Republicans! How much longer are you going to kiss that guy’s butt?
