We Interrupt this Program to Let the President Puke All Over You

Trump tweeted out a black and white photo of himself in his bad-ass-look-at-me-I’m-the-president mask with this: We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!

Hours after your favorite president tweeted, he headed over to his hotel in DC for a fundraiser for himself where he hustled rich people without wearing a mask. Lindsey Graham and Mark Meadows weren’t wearing one either. Your money or your life.

The assassin who shot the husband and son of Judge Esther Salas committed suicide. Turns out he was a deranged Trump supporter named Roy Den Hollander who once filed a RICO lawsuit against a bunch of media outlets and reporters for their “negative coverage” of Trump. Trump hasn’t commented about any of this.

The highest ranking Democrats in the House and Senate have formally called upon the FBI to give an all Congress briefing on specific intelligence gathered on an operation of a foreign influence interfering with the 2020 election and targeting Congress. Republicans in Congress are using their power to smear and falsely accuse Biden of (fill in the blank.) Senator Ron Johnson, who is way too cozy with Russia, is using his position as chair of the Senate Homeland Security Committee to use Putin propaganda to “investigate” Joe Biden and his son.

The Department of Homeland Security is deploying about 150 federal agents to Chicago this week. Trump not only doesn’t give a crap about Russia putting a bounty on US troops, he’s putting a bounty on Americans exercising their first amendment rights to protest the government.

Trump says he’ll send in “more federal law enforcement” to New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, Detroit, Baltimore, Oakland, and other cities to deal with liberals in the street saying, “In Portland they’ve done a fantastic job.”

Protesters who are being assaulted and apprehended by militarized police in Portland right now are out there protesting the militarization of the police.

The 2nd amendment nuts aren’t anywhere around. They’re not up in arms (pun intended) over the government taking over American streets and kidnapping critics of the government because the critics are liberals.

Moms have joined the protesters in Portland to form a human wall a block long to protect protesters in front of the Federal Courthouse. They chanted, “I don’t see no riot here, take off your riot gear,” “Feds stay clear! Moms are here!” and “Hands up, please don’t shoot me.” Trump’s Secret Police gassed them and peppered the crowd with rubber bullets.

“White Republican guys with guns won’t shut up about big government overreach, but when the government overreach came they were silent. While moms came out to protest.” — Joshua Potash

“Trump’s 2020 is like 1940s Germany just without the organizational skills.” — Jay Black

It’s been exactly 6 months since the first person was diagnosed with having the coronavirus in the US. 142,000 people have died. That’s more than all of the people who live in Waco, Texas.

Speaking of Texas 1 in 8 people are infected in one county.

Trump says he’s bringing back his nightly pandemic briefings because he is really jonesing to be on TV. “We had very successful briefings. I was doing them and we had a lot of people watching. Record numbers watching. In the history of cable television — television — there’s never been anything like it.”

The sheriff of Jacksonville, Florida said he can’t provide security for the Republican National Convention next month because of their lack of clear plans (the RNC is just winging it,) and not enough adequate funding and officers.

50 hospitals in Florida are full.

Trump tweeted first thing this morning: Thank you for the good reviews and comments on my interview with Chris Wallace of Fox News . We may have set a record for doing such an interview in the heat. It was 100 degrees, making things very interesting!

Trump doesn’t have much to do today other than prep for his big night on TV where he gets to use his presidential power to interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to barf all over us and tell his Secret Police to clean it up.

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