TRANSITION TO GREATNESS is the fat fuck’s new slogan.

Maskless Trump did a presser in the Rose Garden flanked by 2 giant banners hung on each side of him that read, “America leads the world in testing.” More White House false advertising. The next morning he tweeted: Our Testing is the BEST in the World, by FAR! Numbers are coming down in most parts of our Country, which wants to open and get going again. It is happening, safely!

Senator Patty Murray has called on Trump to submit a specific plan on testing. “And when I say a plan, I don’t mean a PR plan.”

He set the mic really low and pointed to the ground to humiliate reporters so that when they asked their questions they were forced to bow.

He went off on female Asian reporter, Weijia Jiang when she asked why he is making the pandemic a competition. He got pissed. “Go ask CHINA!” She lowered her mask and asked, “Why are you saying that to ME?” This really pissed him off and he refused to answer. He turned his back and walked off like a big fat fuck baby.

Trump is blasting blue states for being so slow to reopen and he hasn’t budged on trying to convince the public that everything is fine and that America will be greater than ever.

The Supreme Court heard arguments about whether or not Trump can get away with not having to release his tax returns to Congress and the AG of New York. Trump is counting on calling in favors from Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh so he’s not worried, right? Presidential harassment! Presidential harassment! He’s worried. He’s so worried he’s going to give himself a stroke.

Maskless Rand Paul, the senator who had the coronavirus and exposed countless others on Capitol Hill to it while he awaited his test results for 2 weeks, told Dr. Anthony Fauci that he wasn’t the “end all” when he testified before the Senate today to warn them of needless suffering and death if the US opens too quickly. Rand Paul thinks that since a lot of kids haven’t died yet from the virus that they should be sent back to school. Moms everywhere say “Over my dead body.”

Dr. Fauci warned senators, “If you think we have it completely under control no we don’t.”

Trump tweeted that governors are nothing without him. Say what? Governors get nothing from him (except the MAGA governors.)

Trump’s daughter in law, Mrs. Bleeding Gums Eric, interviewed Mitch the Bitch on Trump TV. He told her that the coronavirus is Obama’s fault — “clearly the Obama administration did not leave to this administration, any kind of game plan for something like this.” Um, no. The Obama administration left a step by step written playbook. He also said that Obama should have kept his mouth shut after he privately criticized Trump. Mitch called him, “classless.”

The MAGA restaurant owner in Castle Rock who flaunted defying state orders on Mother’s Day has been ordered to close her doors for violating the state’s coronavirus health orders. This will surely piss off the Castle Rock MAGAs. What’s next? COVID 19 Chuck E Cheese parties?

It’s open season on humans again! Now that states are re-opening people are back to shooting each other.

The coronavirus is now the 7th leading cause of death in the US, beating the number of people who die from diabetes in A YEAR.

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