We’re Rich!

Trump denies that there is any problem whatsoever with the economy because he gave a tax break and now we’re all rich. Hey everybody! We’re rich!

“I don’t think we’re having a recession,” the conman said in an attempt to quell fears of a recession. “We’re doing tremendously well. Americans are rich. I gave a tremendous tax cut and they’re loaded up with money.”

Wait. We’re not rich? Why not? We’re not doing it right. We’re supposed to be rich. Get another job!

Grandpa Trump went on a Twitter tangent blaming Google for manipulating 2016 election numbers in Hillary’s favor. He says Google should be sued. Hillary tweeted back: The debunked study you’re referring to was based on 21 undecided voters. For context that’s about half the number of people associated with your campaign who have been indicted.

That’s rich!

Rich kid Ben “the Right is Always Right” Shapiro says there is no prominent GOP figure that has ever questioned Obama’s legitimacy. Um, MAGA master did. Trump said he was born in Kenya.

Trump is up to 2,300 conflicts of interest resulting from his decision not to divest himself from his business interests. He’s getting rich off of the presidency and nothing is being done about it. Story of his life. No wonder he thinks he’ll be able to con his way through 2025.

Trump is showing off his missiles now that he’s pulled us out of the nuclear arms treaty with Russia. He tested a new missile system from Los Angeles. Likewise, 2 weeks ago Russia tested their own missile but it blew up, killing 7 scientists and contaminating countless others. The treaty was first signed by Ronald Reagan and Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev in December 1987. The Arms Race is back on. Enrich that uranium.

From the looks of his vacationing physique on the golf course, Trump’s man boobs are getting pretty full. Devin Nunes better get on that. Time to milk your master.

Speaking of milk your master, the MAGA that Trump insulted and threw out of his rally for being fat, is in awe of the leader of the free world calling him afterwards. He’s not the least bit offended. Trump is his God.

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24.

Oh ya? Tell that to Joel Olsteen, Jerry Falwell Jr, and Franklin Graham! They’re rich and they know everything about the kingdom of God.

Elizabeth Warren did a campaign event in Minnesota and stayed an extra 2 ½ hours to take selfies with people. Nobody was paid to be there and no big donors got special access.

“There is nobody in this country who got rich on their own. Nobody. You built a factory out there — good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn’t have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory. Now look. You built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea — God bless! Keep a hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay it forward for the next kid who comes along.” — Elizabeth Warren