WHAT?!!!

Spike Dolomite
4 min readAug 5, 2021

45 year old H. Scott Apley of Dickinson City, Texas, has died from covid. He was a city council and state Republican executive committee member and an out and proud covid denier. He was a fan of mask burnings and called vaccines the enemy of the people and now he’s dead, leaving behind a wife and infant son. How he died has been omitted from his death announcement because covid doesn’t exist in Dickinson City, Texas. Omitting the cause of death for people who suffocated to death needlessly from a highly contagious virus is becoming more and more common. Families, municipalities and counties in red states are lying about cause on death certificates out of shame and evil politics. WHAT?!!!

The Missouri County Coroner says he will remove covid from death certificates if families ask. He is actively and blatantly falsifying fatalities on behalf of the government. WHAT?!!!

A dad laid on his covid death bed and expressed regret over not getting vaccinated. In his own defense he said the reason why he didn’t get vaccinated is because he comes from a strong conservative family with strong conservative values. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Famous last words: “I regret not getting vaccinated.”

It’s back to school time. Adults are shoving innocent, dependent, maskless, unvaccinated children into disease infested spaces to prove……to prove……to prove what? WHAT? One elementary school in Arizona had to send kids home after a kid came to school with covid, exposing everyone. School closed as soon as it opened. WHAT?!!!!

“Conservative” parents should all watch the video of a 9 year old boy in the ICU, unconscious, on a ventilator, because adults didn’t do all they could to protect him from catching covid. Are they letting children die now to own the libs? WHAT?!!!

People refusing to get vaccinated should sign a release saying they won’t seek hospital care if they get sick. If getting sick and dying isn’t enough of a consequence for being stubborn and stupid, getting no medical treatment leaving you to suffer without help, in a panic, might do it.

Vaccinated people have had it with the anti-vaxxers. They don’t want to wear masks any more than anti-maskers do but they do it, because it’s the right thing to do. Now vaccinated people are getting covid and having to quarantine so they don’t pass it on to idiots who refuse to get vaccinated. WHAT?!!!

“Ugh, really? We’re going to do this thing with the masks again? You guys are the worst! Living in America these days is like constantly doing a group project with that one person who doesn’t want to do any of the work. And on top of not doing the work, you mock us for being nerds and getting it done. You show up late, you think you know everything and you’re just generally dicks about everything we’ve been doing but we want a good grade so we put up with it. We take your abuse. We try and help you understand. We re-explain the assignment. We go over the science. AGAIN. But you just refuse to do anything so we do it all because we at least we can count on ourselves. You’ll get the grade that we worked for but at least we’ll all pass. But now the rules have changed. And we find out we’re going to get graded on your work. We’re going to get the grade YOU deserve and we’re pretty pissed about it. It’s one thing to carry you on our back and put up with your bullshit if we’re going to end up with an A. It’s a completely different thing to do if we’re going to fail. Grow up. The delta variant is a warning shot across humanity’s bow. Get the vaccination and slap that mask on. We are all sick and tired of living with the consequences of your actions. Just do the work because we can’t afford to fail this class. “ — Politics Girl

The smart kids in class are the sober people who have to stay home so the dumb kids can get drunk and take over the public roads where they speed and drive in all directions until they die in a fiery pile up crash.

Ron DeSantis, whose state accounts for 20% of all covid cases nationwide and is experiencing record covid hospitalizations, where kids are headed off to school after he banned schools from requiring kids from wearing masks, talked to President Biden directly while doing a press conference. He was pissed that Biden singled him out for doing a bad job managing the pandemic. “Why don’t you do your job? Why don’t you get this border secure? And until you do that, I don’t wanna hear a blip about covid from you, thank you.” He used the moment to pander to the haters by fundraising off of the clip of him telling that libtard imposter off on TV. He blamed his high covid numbers on Biden, “open borders and “illegal immigration” because Trump and his donors love that. They absolutely love it.

WHAT?!!!

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Spike Dolomite

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