What are MAGAs, hypocrites and pervs thankful for?

Spike Dolomite
4 min readNov 24, 2023

Yesterday was Thanksgiving. Here is the Thanksgiving message from the 45th president of the United States:

Happy Thanksgiving to All, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia “Peekaboo” James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a “Psycho” Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a “tiny” Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud even before a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the “Bench” & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; and all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY . Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Former MAGA Congressman and now talking head for Fox News, Jason Chaffetz, said his Thanksgiving turkey cost him $90 and blamed it on Biden.

Did Judge Aileen Cannon wear her MAGA hat at Thanksgiving dinner?

Trump Organization accountant Jeff McConney, who has worked for Trump for 35 years and is built like a football player and looks like Captain Kangaroo, broke down and bawled on the witness stand in the fraud trial and had to be handed a tissue by the bailiff to wipe the snot from his nose. He’s thankful for his job but he can’t take it anymore. He let it slip that he was subpoenaed for another case that nobody knows about yet. A federal case.

There was an explosion at the Canadian border check point and immediately, without any communication with law enforcement, Fox called it a terrorist attack. Republicans did too. It was not a terrorist. It was a couple on their way to Toronto to see a Kiss concert. Their car had been in and out of the shop for a defective gas pedal. Now they’re both dead.

Israel and Hamas agreed to a ceasefire in Gaza for at least four days to let in aid and release at least 50 hostages captured by militants in exchange for at least 150 Palestinians jailed in Israel. The first 13 Israeli hostages were freed today as well as 39 Palestinians. Biden made a speech and called for a two state solution. Hamas still holds hostages from other countries. It’s up to each country to negotiate their releases.

A Colorado judge ruled that Trump can be on the ballot even though he incited an insurrection because she’s not sure that the 14th amendment section 3 applies to this case. Now the appeals court will decide.

Trump hosted an hour long meeting with the new execs of the largest Spanish speaking network in America, Univision, the most trusted news source for Hispanics for 40 years. There has been a huge change in leadership which is guiding the network towards the right, causing people to quit their jobs out of disgust. Jared Kushner knows some of the new guys and arranged the soft ball interview for Trump. He was asked really easy questions and got no pushback. It was one hour of pure propaganda and a total break from the standards they have adhered to for 4 decades. Biden’s campaign ads were cancelled even though they had already been paid for. Trump used to accuse Univision of being a left wing propagandist machine and operatives of the Dems. Now he likes them because they like him. The new corporate bosses are matching Trump’s politics to get Spanish speakers to vote for Trump, just like Fox did paranoid racist old white people.

Self hating gay evangelist, Michael Voris, the gay bashing vitriolic Catholic internet personality who founded and led the far right Church Militant, was pushed out by the board for violating their morality clause. The board said it “has chosen not to disclose Michael’s private matters to the public” but asked for prayers (and keep those donations coming). In a vague confessional video Voris wouldn’t say what he was repenting for but that he was going to “address and work on horrible, ugly things.” Outing gay people by name and attacking them publicly is one of the things he’s known for. He was really wild in his 20s and got it on with a lot of men. One of his boyfriends sang at his mom’s funeral. The board and staff of 40 have known this about him so whatever pushed him out must be big. Journalists should dig deep on this one so they can out him and them because they deserve it. The Southern Poverty Law Center classifies Church Militant as a hate group.

Phillip Fisher Jr., a pastor and faith-based outreach leader for the Philadelphia chapter of Moms for Liberty, has been revealed to be a sex offender. He was convicted in 2012 for aggravated sexual abuse of a 14 year old boy (anal and oral sex).

What did the members of Moms for Liberty and Church Militant say they were grateful for yesterday at their Thanksgiving dinners? Pink fuzzy handcuffs? Men in uniform? Birth control?



Spike Dolomite

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