Somebody needs to be changed

Trump pulled his latest “winning strategy” out of his ass and everybody around him just smiles and pretends like they don’t smell any shit. His latest plan is to destroy the postal service and dominate the news cycle by doing important briefings at 6 pm everyday to keep the media from doing what they should be doing which is reporting on how he’s committing voter suppression by using his power to destroy the postal service and keeping them from doing their jobs.

He’s diverting attention from the stench that is coming from the dead bodies and homeless piling up because of him.

He said that the “1917 pandemic” ended WWII. The pandemic he is referring to was in 1918 and 1919 and WWII ended in 1945.

He said the Democrats are meddling in the election when asked about Russia meddling in the election.

He accused the Obama campaign of treason for spying on his campaign. Obama didn’t have a campaign in 2016.

He’s thinking about delivering his RNC acceptance speech at Gettysburg. Watch him rebrand Gettysburg by doing it with the confederate flag as a backdrop and calling it Trump’s Gettysburg Address. 4 more years! 8 more years! 12 more years! I’m not leaving! Hold your nose!

While he was bullshitting everybody at the White House bully pulpit the press just sat there and pretended like they didn’t smell anything, as expected. Then the Secret Service interrupted him and whispered in his ear. Trump casually followed them out of the room. What was everybody thinking? a) this stinks, b) finally! He’s going to jail, c) reality TV bullshit plot twist d) Kamala Harris and Maxine Waters must be in the building. Trump was too calm and confident as he walked out. It was scripted. If there was a real threat, he would have crapped his pants and pushed them all out of the way to run straight for the bunker and everybody would be holding their nose.

Meanwhile, Trump’s personal fixer, Bill Barr, was out there fixing stuff. He said, with a straight face, that Trump is an excellent executive whose White House makes well vetted decisions. He’s never seen such energy. “He’s always working.” Stop right there. His decisions are based on what his big fat lazy gut tells him and he never works. Plus he smells.

Here’s some more shit that Bill Barr said: Black Lives Matter protesters have taken over the streets in major cities with a new form of urban guerrilla warfare because they have a lust for power and want a “progressive utopia.” Their movement mirrors the Russian Revolution (suggesting that they want a communist government) and the protesters are all Bolsheviks. “Their tactics are fascistic…… they are essentially shielding themselves or shrouding themselves in First Amendment activity…..and what they do is they hijack these demonstrations and they provoke violence.” He called the resistance a secular religion of the left. “They were trying to impeach him from day one….they want to run people’s lives. They weren’t expecting Trump’s victory and it outrages them.” Then he lashed out at the media for projecting a narrative and lying to the American people about what’s really happening. “You don’t see it on the networks. You don’t see it on the other cable stations. And yet you hear about these peaceful demonstrators. So it’s you know, it’s just a lie. The American people are being told a lie by the media.”

Whoa. Bill Barr should be impeached but he won’t be because the Senate is as corrupt as he is. They all stink to high Republican heaven.

Bill Barr is smart. He knows his shit stinks but he gets off on watching the Republicans gag pretending like they don’t smell anything.

“They tell themselves that the alternative is unacceptable: that if they don’t support and encourage a man who assaults women and lies instinctively, they will soon find themselves facing the red armies of socialism and the country will start to look like…..Sweden.” — Stuart Stevens, It Was All A Lie

Meanwhile as the dead bodies and homeless pile up, Fox News is covering the Steele Dossier, Trump is bragging about the stock market and Gym Jordan tweeted, “America needs college football.”

84 days until we get to vote.

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