What Time is It?

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 22, 2019

Two more days until the majority of lazy Americans who didn’t read the Mueller Report will get a chance to hear the audio version of the book when he testifies before House committees. No more hitting the snooze button, America. Wake up and listen to what your president has done to you.

Fox News won’t be airing Mueller’s testimony on Wednesday because that would put them out of business. They will, however, continue to cover every single MAGA rally until Trump is hauled off in a straight jacket and hand cuffs. You can put a stop watch to it. Ready. Set. Go!

The reality TV star president is about to be taken down by TV and Trump can’t do anything about it except freak out on Twitter. He is scared shitless of Mueller testifying and is totally losing it this morning with non stop tweeting. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tick tick tick tick……

Republicans are doing a whole lot of nothing in response to Trump’s decline into criminal tyrannical madness.

“Today that Grand Old Party has devolved into a personality cult surrounding a racist demagogue who incites a mob to chant about a Somali-American member of Congress: ‘Send her back!’……. Party officials condemn the label ‘racist’ but not the racism.” — Nick Kristof

Top leaders of the Illinois Republican party posted a meme on social media of the four Democratic congresswomen who were subjects of President Trump’s “go back” chants and tweets as the “Jihad Squad.” They took it down and are now trying to figure out how to turn off the alarm clock.

A Louisiana police officer called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “vile idiot” on Facebook and said she needed a round — “and I don’t mean the kind she used to serve.”

Democrats want to know who exactly is being targeted by ICE and which congressional districts they are in. Who has had the most raids and how were were they targeted and apprehended. If the Republicans are raiding red districts to stir up racist attacks and ultimately votes, the Democrats want to know. Everybody should want to know.

During Trump’s reign, ICE raids went up and federal sex trafficking prosecutions went way down.

The Miami Herald, the paper that brought Jeffrey Epstein down, is calling Senator Marco Rubio out for not calling Trump out for his racist rants.

Time out, Marco. It’s time to stop tweeting out Bible quotes and exemplify them instead.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Kenneth Starr, the special counsel who played a key role in impeaching Bill Clinton over a sex scandal, was a member of Jeffrey Epstein’s legal defense team that got him off for sex trafficking children. He has been on Fox News nearly 60 times since the Miami Herald’s major investigation into Epstein and hasn’t been asked about Epstein once.

Mark Sanford, the former Republican governor of South Carolina who resigned over a sex scandal, is thinking about running against Trump in 2020. Only in America would a Republican who resigned in disgrace take on an incumbent disgraced criminal Republican president caught up in many different sex scandals, some involving children, who can’t be indicted as long as he’s president. No time out for the big baby in the Oval Office. He gets to do whatever he wants.

Junior is writing a book called, “Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us,” and plans on releasing it on November 5, a year before election day. It will take his dad that much time to read it.

We still don’t know who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees, $200,000 credit card debt and $1.2 million mortgage, and then purchased his SCOTUS seat. Ticking time bomb or licking crime bomb?

Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross is so fucking old he falls asleep in meetings. His staff has to cover for him and schedule his days around times where he’s alert and pays attention. The department is a chaotic mess. Wilbur is running out of time and won’t pay for his crimes because he’ll be dead before he goes to trial.

Mitch McConnell is trying to resurrect an old Republican talking point that the deficit exploded because of Social Security and Medicare. Ah, the good old says when Republicans just wanted to kick old people to the curb and not the entire world.

A few years ago the Republicans used the “National Debt Clock” as an in your face visual aid that was shown everywhere to slam and blame Democrats about the national debt. The debt is now higher than it has ever been and we never see that stupid clock anymore.

What time is it?

It’s time.

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Spike Dolomite

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