What Would Mussolini Do?

Spike Dolomite
4 min readFeb 22, 2020

Trump has seized control of the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the Justice Department and now he’s going in hard to destroy the free press, threatening to “pull the licenses” of MSNBC and CNN because that’s what Mussolini would do.

Russia fixed it so Trump would win the election in 2016. US intelligence has confirmed that it’s doing it again in 2020.

Dumb shit MAGA in the street interview: What do you think about Russia interfering in the election for the second time? Answer — “I don’t know one person who voted for Trump because the Russians influenced them.”

Republicans made a big deal out of Obama not telling the public about the Russians interfering in the election in 2016 after intelligence officials briefed him but are completely silent now after Congress and Trump have been briefed that Russia is doing it again right now. They welcome the interference because they can’t win without Russia’s help.

Russia is trying to help Bernie Sanders win the Democratic primary because they think that if Bernie wins Trump will beat him easily because the Republicans will spin Bernie as a dangerous socialist like Mussolini.

If it looks like Trump could lose will he just call off the election because that’s what Mussolini would do?

Dumb shit MAGA in the street interview: Who was Mussolini? Answer — “One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?”

Benito Mussolini was the founder of fascism. He was an egomaniac who, like Trump, dropped all constitutional pretenses 3 years into his term in Italy to operate as a full fledge dictator.

Because Trump knows more than anybody else in the world he ignored CDC’s advice and gave the go ahead for 15 people who have the Caronavirus to fly home on a commercial airline after being quarantined on a Diamond Princess cruise ship off the coast of Japan with 300 other people. Now they have had contact with tens of thousands of other people across the country.

Dumb shit MAGAs in the street turn their noses up at the idea of going on a cruise. Not because they could never afford it but because they heard that people eat mussolinis on those boats and there is no way in hell anybody could ever make them do that.

The Nevada caucus is today. Trump celebrated in a tweet: Democrats in the Great State of Nevada (Which, because of the Economy, Jobs, the Military & Vets, I will win in November), be careful of Russia, Russia, Russia. According to Corrupt politician Adam “Shifty” Schiff, they are pushing for Crazy Bernie Sanders to win. Vote!

Somebody needs to ask Trump if he knows who Mussolini was. He probably thinks it’s some sort of hair product that the poorly educated use.

A gun nut by the name of Brett Hendrix sauntered into the Nebraska state capitol to show off his AR-15 while wearing a Hawaiian shirt and one of those camouflage hard hat helmets that soldiers wear. He went to protest a gun legislation bill that was being debated and also he wanted to let everybody know that he’s one tough Mussolini styling, Hawaiian shirt wearing, “let’s play army” yahoo.

Rod Blagojevich is out there on TV now telling people he was a political prisoner.

Roger Stone wants to force Judge Amy Berman Jackson to recuse herself from his case because she praised the jurors for serving with “integrity.” He says she can’t rule fairly on his motion for a new trial because she has integrity. He’s just scared that he’ll be forced to use Mussolini on his hair when he goes to prison just like Rod Blagojevich did and look what happened to his hair.

Fascist dictator fun fact: Mussolini kept going and taking and seizing and destroying until he was executed by firing squad and hung by his feet in the street along side his girlfriend in the final days of WWII, 2 days after Hitler killed himself. Only then were people free to finally tell him to his face what they really thought of him.

Mussolini didn’t have much of a reality TV star’s ending. What would Trump do?

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Spike Dolomite

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