What’s a Warmonger Got to Do to Get Some Service Around Here
After staying up all night obsessively posting about Iran (he’s “run out of patience” so “good luck” to Iranian leaders), Trump caved and offered a deal to Iran that would allow them to enrich uranium and not get rid of their nuclear facilities.
Trump said he talked to Putin and he’d be happy to mediate the war between Iran and Israel.
Iran called Trump a warmonger clinging to relevance.
Trump wants complete victory, not just a cease fire.
The White House sent emails to multiple influencers and Republican politicians to provide them with talking points to justify US intervention in Iran. If that doesn’t work will Trump lie and say he’s never heard of Iran?
Trump has been teasing reporters about whether or not he’s going to lead us into another war. Will I or won’t I? He won’t say because he loves the attention. He’s flirting with disaster and taking America and the world with him.
Republican Bernie Moreno of Ohio says Trump should get a Nobel Peace Prize for his deal making in the Middle East.
Trump is installing two new flag poles on the north and south lawns of the White House. He did a press event about it and lined construction workers up behind him as props. He turned around in the middle of his press conference and asked if them if any of them were “illegal immigrants.” Then he laughed and said if they were illegal their lives would be destroyed and then everybody laughed nervously. A reporter tried to ask Trump about the war in Iran and he interrupted her and asked her where she was from. She said CNN and then he insulted her over and over to get her to stop asking him questions. He bragged about being great. “My supporters are more in love with me today and I’m in love with them more than during election time.”
Trump called Jerome Powell, the head of the Federal Reserve a stupid person. He thinks he could do a better job. “Maybe I should go to the Fed. Am I allowed to appoint myself? Am I allowed to appoint myself at the Fed? I’d do a much better job.”
Speaking of flags, a Christian Nationalist flag that was carried by insurrectionists inside the Capitol on June 6 is being flown above the Small Business Administration (SBA) building.
100 National Security employees have been fired. They were given 30 minutes to grab their stuff and get out. If there is a national emergency, say like a war with Iran, we’d be toast because we’re understaffed, preoccupied with hunting immigrants, and the Keystone Cops are in charge.
New York City’s comptroller and mayoral candidate Brad Lander was arrested by Kristi Noem’s thugs while visiting someone in immigration court to help prevent his arrest. It was all caught on camera, which isn’t good for Kristi.
Kristi Noem had a panic attack and had to be taken to the hospital. They say it was an allergic reaction but that’s like saying the third lady had a kidney infection when she really just got more plastic surgery. Kristi Noem may be evil, but she’s in way over her head and evil, which would make one rather jumpy. She could end up in a jail far worse that the El Salvadorian prison she’s sending people to. Would Trump pardon her? What does Dr. Phil think? She should talk to him. Get a few things off of her fake chest. He’s been accompanying her on ICE raids for reality TV.
One concerned citizen thought Kristi Noem had to go to the hospital because of the filler in her face. She looks like a bag of squishy ham and dried marshmallows.
Trump says he was Hunted during his first term and now this time he gets to be the Hunter.
This is a terrible time to have an alcoholic as Secretary of Defense, Machine Gun Barbie for Homeland Security Secretary, a castrated leper for Secretary of State, and a madman for president.
