Which Came First? The Prick or the Egg?

Spike Dolomite
4 min readMar 18, 2019

A kid in Australia threw an egg at the white supremacist senator who blamed the Muslims for their own murders.

Milo Yiannopoulos said the mass shooting in New Zealand happened because “The establishment panders to and mollycoddles extremist leftism and barbaric, alien religious cultures.” To that, Australia say fuck you Milo Yankapopulist, we’re revoking your visa. We don’t want you here.

“Daily reminder that we have a Muslim Ban in this country made out of the President’s hostility to Muslim people w/ little-to-no supporting evidence, and a Republican Party that tolerates it. There is so much work to do. Repealing the Ban is square 1.” — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Imagine if a Muslim killed 50 Christians in church and credited Obama in his manifesto?

Judge Jeanine got bumped by Fox for crossing the line by attacking Ilhan Omar on her show. No one even knew there was a line at Fox. This upset Trump and he lobbied Fox to put her back on. What is he going to do without her?

Trump tweeted: Bring back @JudgeJeanine Pirro. The Radical Left Democrats, working closely with their beloved partner, the Fake News Media, is using every trick in the book to SILENCE a majority of our Country. They have all out campaigns against @FoxNews hosts who are doing too well. Fox must stay strong and fight back with vigor. Stop working soooo hard on being politically correct, which will only bring you down, and continue to fight for our Country. The losers all want what you have, don’t give it to them. Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true to the people that got you there. Keep fighting for Tucker, and fight hard for @JudgeJeanine. Your competitors are jealous — they all want what you’ve got — NUMBER ONE. Don’t hand it to them on a silver platter. They can’t beat you, you can only beat yourselves!

Trump tweeted 30 times on Sunday. Most were retweets by conspiracy theorists. Crazy. Ass. Shit. One was an attack on Senator John McCain: So it was indeed (just proven in court papers) “last in his class” (Annapolis) John McCain that sent the Fake Dossier to the FBI and Media hoping to have it printed BEFORE the Election. He & the Dems, working together, failed (as usual). Even the Fake News refused this garbage!

“There’s no historic, or moral, precedent for this. We’ve never seen a US president horribly slander an American hero recently buried with state honours.” — Edward Luce

A woman named Connie Magovery Terrone was shopping with her 2 young daughters in East Haven, Connecticut when she saw a black man and went off on him calling him “Nigger” and “Mother Fucker.” That wasn’t racist and disgusting enough so she spit at him. A store employee gently guided the sisters out of the way, without mom ever noticing. Her boss found out about it and fired her after the video of her went viral. She worked for the school district. They also reported her to the Department of Children and Family Services. Shouldn’t be long before she’s a guest on Fox News and invited to the White House.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Trump’s former top campaign fundraiser and former national deputy finance chair of the Republican National Committee, Elliott Broidy, is back in the news (he’s the guy who resigned after everybody found out that he paid off a Playmate and paid for an abortion.) The Feds raided his office last summer looking for records related to his dealings with foreign officials and Trump administration associates, just like they did Michael Cohen. Broidy is an “investor” and tried to cash in on his Trump White House connections in dealings with foreign officials. They’re investigating him for conspiracy, money laundering, and illegally lobbying foreign officials. The Feds also looked for records related to the United Arab Emirates, George Nader, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and any travel to the Middle East.

Lori Loughlin (the Hollywood actress mom who just got busted for bribing USC to take her kid) is married to a Trump supporter who complains about those who don’t carry their own weight — the “entitled takers.” He means people who depend on food stamps and their kids who might need a free backpack before school starts, not the rich and famous who buy their way into everything, whether they’ve “earned” it or not.

The majority of Americans have had it with racists and rich people. Trump has shown a spot light on both by representing the worst of the worst in the White House. We can’t escape or ignore them anymore.

“Every American who voted for this, must accept that they voted for this. Trump has not “revealed” himself. He presented who he was and those who voted for him either wanted it or recklessly ignored it. And now this is the President of the United States.” — Sherrilyn Ifill

Trump is obsessed with SNL again making fun of him. Why? It’s not like they threw an egg at him.

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Spike Dolomite

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