Whistle While You Work

Trump didn’t make the top 400 richest people on Forbe’s annual list for the first time in 25 years. Now he’ll have to hire a porn star to spank him with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

Speaking of second amendment kink, Wayne LaPierre was re-elected as the head of the NRA again. He’s been the head for 30 years.

Former Facebook data scientist Frances Haugen testified before the Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation Subcommittee on Consumer Protection, Product Safety, and Data Security on Capitol Hill and let the committee know that Facebook’s algorithm amplifies misinformation which foreign adversaries exploit as it brainwashes millions of people at home into hating each other and believing out right lies.. Before she left her job, she copied thousands of pages of confidential documents and then passed them on to lawmakers, regulators and the Wall Street Journal, which published a series of reports called the Facebook Files. She told the committee, “The company intentionally hides vital information from the public, from the US government, and from governments around the world.” Republicans and Democrats alike shared their disgust and concern about Instagram manipulating and hurting young teens in order to turn a huge profit. Teen substance abuse, depression, self harm, and suicide have gone up exponentially since Instagram came along. “I’m very scared about the upcoming generation.” She blames the platform for the rise in teen isolation, self hatred, and cruelty towards one another. This isn’t like when Tipper Gore led the charge for moms to stop rock musicians from publishing lewd lyrics. This has nothing to do with teen rebellion and everything to do with adults who just want to make a lot of money by leading children and teens into a dark, traumatic, dangerous space online. They’re predators.

The leader of the police union of the NYPD resigned after the FBI raided its headquarters.

White women are turning on the tears and begging for mercy after pleading guilty to lightweight misdemeanors for their role in attacking the US Capitol so they can get off with probation. It’s working. Sounds about white. Lesson learned? When’s the next insurrection? If we get caught again we’ll just cry.

Republican state senator Ken Whaler from New Hampshire sent out an email to his constituents telling them not to get the vaccine because it’s a ploy by the Vatican to spread Satanism through organisms in the vaccine that will take over their bodies.

Laura Ingraham said on her show that hospitals being overwhelmed by covid is a lie. Staff shortages are because of vaccine mandates, not because nurses are quitting out of exhaustion and disgust. When will a whistleblower from Fox step up with the proof that Fox is knowingly killing people? They’re predators too.

Lindsey Graham spoke at a little event back home and told the crowd of white seniors that they ought to get vaccinated and they booed him. When he told them that 92% of the people hospitalized for covid in South Carolina were unvaccinated they booed him again. He helped build this monster and now they’re booing him. First they boo and then they tear you limb by limb. They can start with his right hand that he places over his heart whenever he pledges allegiance to the Trump flag.

When will a GQP whistleblower come forward and provide the schematics on how they built this monster that is literally killing people so the monster can be killed?

Have you heard? If you survive covid the government will knock on your door and ask for your plasma.

California, where anti-vaxxer MAGA Republicans just tried to bring their monster in by recalling the Democratic governor, Gavin Newsom and got their asses royally kicked, is leading the nation in getting the pandemic under control because California is a ROYAL BLUE STATE.

Whistle a happy tune, the vaccine is working.

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