White, Amirite?
Jenna Ryan, the realtor from Texas who took a private jet to DC on January 6 to participate in the insurrection and then bragged about it on social media, is not happy that she’s being made an example of by having to go to jail. She was certain she wouldn’t have to because she’s white and blonde. She even said so on Twitter. She spoke to a TV reporter after being sentenced to 60 days and blamed the media for her actions. She said “free speech” a lot. What’s the big deal? She only went into the Capitol for like 2 minutes and now she’s being punished just because she tweeted about it? She has a warning for the patriots — don’t use Twitter or you could end up in jail. After sitting in jail for 2 months she’ll be headed straight for the salon (no time to stop to talk to reporters) because her roots will be showing.
The Select Committee has interviewed 150 people so far. The chair, Bennie Thompson, said he’s signed about 20 new subpoenas. Some are going out soon. When asked if any of them were members of Congress he said, “Not yet.”
NOT YET!!!!!! Move over, Jenna Ryan! Make room for the sedition caucus!
Speaking of members of Congress who should be getting subpoenas: Lauren Boebert bragged about not supporting moms getting paid leave after childbirth. Heck, she’s a mother of 4 and has never taken any time off. She doesn’t have the time! She’s so busy that one time she pulled over in her truck and pushed one of her kids out of her cooter right there on the side of the road! Man up, ladies! She also attended a whites only Trump event where she wore a skin tight red dress to mock AOC. Her dress read, “Let’s go Brandon” on the back which is QAnon code for “Fuck you Biden.” Then Madison Cawthorn went on OAN to rant about Democrats “trying to insert their woke politics into our culture, trying to destroy Western civilization, trying to take all of our morality away from everyone, trying to make everyone genderless, sexless, and just absolutely Godless…..I realize that the American people are sick and tired of it……We want our country back, we want our culture back, and if you want to stand in the way that, we will run you over.” Look out, libs! Madison Cawthorn is going to run you over with this wheelchair. He feels tough in that thing. Apparently he has a lot of sex in it and the Democrats want to take it away along with his guns.
In New Jersey, the Republican who lost the governor’s race, Jack Ciattarelli is refusing to concede, and a Republican truck driver with no government experience, Edward Durr, who decided to run because he was pissed off that he couldn’t get a concealed carry permit, ran for the state legislature on a $2,300 budget (snacks for volunteers and printing flyers,) and beat Steve Sweeney, the sitting senate president and most powerful Democrat in the New Jersey Legislature. Now what’s he gonna do?
Republican voters today will vote for the dumbest, most vile, racist, inexperienced candidates because it makes them feel smart. And sexy. And God-like. And powerful.
Adam Kinzinger says he plans to vote for the bipartisan infrastructure bill. He also says he’s not done with politics, he’s just done with the House of Representatives. He’s considering running for governor or senate in Illinois, and if Trump runs for president he’ll consider running against him.
Protesters confronted Joe Manchin in his Maserati while he was trying to leave a parking garage. They wouldn’t move so he put it in reverse to get away from them. Nothing says “representative government” like a millionaire senator whose second home is a yacht in DC, voting against stuff that will improve the lives of everybody who isn’t rich because he says it costs too much, like hitting reverse in your Maserati to get out of getting yelled at by people who can’t even afford to buy cars.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: West Virginia is so poor there aren’t any dealers that sell Maseratis or mechanics who can fix them.
As the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial is underway in Wisconsin, the jury has been selected for the murder of Ahmaud Arbery, a black man who was shot in the back by 2 white men while he was jogging. All but one of the jurors are white. Both cases are about white people “feeling threatened” and having to shoot their guns that they carry with them all the time because they always feel threatened. One was at a Black Lives Matter protest and the other was on a residential road in a white neighborhood.
White supremacists call BLM protesters losers and vandals because they damage property, but won’t say anything about their own kind breaking into the US Capitol and destroying public property.
Critical Race Theory, BLM demonstrations are riots not protests, states stripping away voting rights, one political party being over run by white nationalists, cops getting away with murder, white vigilantes patrolling the streets in search of suspicious black men…….
And the Republicans whisper to the faithful, “They’re calling us racists every day all day which means they’re calling you, Republican voters, racists, and you’re not racists are you?”
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