White Castle

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 5, 2020


The people are now no longer welcome anywhere near the people’s house. It’s all fenced off, creating a fortress out of the White House and a safe place to hide for the Boy King.

More military leaders are coming out against Trump. You know what they say about totalitarian governments — once you lose the military…….

Former White House chief of staff John Kelly defended General James Mattis.

Senator Lisa Murkowski said that General Mattis was correct when he criticized Trump and then she meekly tried to say that she was “struggling” with supporting Trump. He got her back with a tweet: Few people know where they’ll be in two years from now, but I do, in the Great State of Alaska (which I love) campaigning against Senator Lisa Murkowski. She voted against HealthCare, Justice Kavanaugh, and much else. Unrelated, I gave Alaska ANWR, major highways, and more. Get any candidate ready, good or bad, I don’t care, I’m endorsing. If you have a pulse, I’m with you!

Republicans won’t answer questions about what they think about a General Mattis talking about Trump being a threat to democracy.

Bill Barr is going harder on Antifa as the left wing group organizing the riots. He hasn’t mentioned any white nationalist groups. Only Antifa which isn’t even an organized group. They’re just a bunch of anti-fascists who put on black ski masks and run out to cause trouble whenever an opportunity presents itself. They couldn’t organize a closet.

Attorney General Bill Barr has deployed his Secret Police that doesn’t wear identifying badges and won’t answer who their chain of command is. They just say they’re with the Justice Department. No one knows who is paying them or giving them orders. Are they trained in managing mass protests? The DC police don’t know who they are. The mayor doesn’t know. Who are these guys? MAGA gun nuts? The White Nationalist Militia? Black Lives Don’t Matter vigilantes? Are they Bureau of Prison officers? They won’t say. It’s a secret.

Speaking of militia groups, hundreds of gun nuts in east Washington state are standing outside of stores with their AK-47’s to “guard” them and the cops are cool with it. They’re denying entry into stores to people they don’t like.

Unchecked police brutality is why people are in the streets and the president of the United States is telling the cops to get tougher while signaling to militia groups that he needs them now.

Senator Rand Paul is blocking an anti-lynching bill during Black Lives Matter protests where people in every state are out in the streets literally demanding that black people not be lynched. He stood on the Senate floor and white mansplained lynching to black senators Cory Booker and Kamala Harris on why lynching can’t be a federal crime.

Trump cancelled his plans to go to his club in Bedminster this weekend because he’s scared to death to leave his fortress.

If the US was any other country we’d be invading it to liberate it from the US.

Law enforcement officials seized thousands of cloth masks sent by the Black Lives Matter movement to 4 different cities to protect protesters from the coronavirus. This is biowarfare.

A lightning storm hit DC last night, striking the Washington Monument and a couple of the Secret Police protecting Bunker Don outside of the White House.

A sheriff in Florida is encouraging residents to shoot looters if they try to break into their homes.

2 cops in Buffalo, New York pushed a solitary 75 year old man to the ground where he passed out cold and had to be sent to the hospital. The rest of the cops walked over him and left him there while blood ran out from his head on to the pavement.

The road to the White House is being painted with giant yellow letters — BLACK LIVES MATTER. It can be seen from above.

DC fun fact: Washington DC is 44% black.

Trump is going nuts this morning retweeting old slogan tweets and various tweets by half of all Republican senators, laying claim to them and making it harder for them to break from him even if they weren’t greedy sons of bitches.

Trump is on TV right now bragging about the unemployment rate falling to 13.3%, a day after unemployment claims reached 46 million. He’s saying that 2.5 million jobs were added. Source? Most likely the same spin machine that is reporting that coronavirus infections are down in red states.

The coronavirus hasn’t gone away. It’s just not getting much news coverage. 200 farm workers at a farm in Tennessee have tested positive. The entire workforce. If they get sick, the crops will rot. The same outbreaks that are infecting meat processing plants are now in the fields.

Can Trump sit around in his underwear and watch TV and tweet in the White Castle bunker like he does in the executive suite above or does he have to sit there and wait for the Secret Service to tell him what’s going on?

What is going on?

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Spike Dolomite

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