A trailer park in Palm Beach County wants to sell their land to Trump to build his presidential library on for $1 billion. Junior’s buddy, Vanilla Ice, pitched the idea to Trump and he liked it. A trailer trash park in Florida is the ideal place to display Trump’s tweets, porn and golf clubs. He’ll stiff them and never give them a dime but that’s OK. It’s a small price for MAGAs to pay for what they did to the rest of us.
Who knew that Vanilla Ice was still alive and hanging out with the Trumps?
Speaking of trailer parks in south Florida, Trump is at Mar-a-Lago for 2 weeks. This is his 26th visit to his private club that he not only doesn’t pay for, but he profits by by going to. Total cost to taxpayers to date — $118 million. The conman brags about not paying taxes and takes advantage of all of us who do by treating himself like royalty at our expense. White trailer trash royalty.
New Yorkers knew.
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member” — Groucho Marx
Trump’s trips to his own property equal 296 years of his presidential salary. He likes to brag about how he donates his salary because he’s so rich. He’s living like a king and we peasants are paying for it. MAGAs think he’s generous. If they knew math they’d know he’s not.
Trump was a millionaire when he was 11 months old but MAGAs really believe he’s just like them. Trump knew they would. That’s his only talent — knowing they would.
“A most basic requirement in a healthy democratic society is to trust your eyes and ears so demagogues and other manipulators can’t strip away the capacity to assess truth and lies, right and wrong. I will never get over how millions have abandoned this function, led by an entire party” — Steven Beschloss
Rudy Giuliani told a crowd of high school students that Democrats want to execute him and that they are moving the country towards “a dictatorship” by impeaching Trump. If those kids are MAGA kids, they’ll believe it. If they’re not they know.
The White House has decided that Trump isn’t impeached until the articles go to the Senate but what they hell do they know.
Trump went to a Christmas party and nobody told him that his orange tan makeup line didn’t go all the way to his hairline. He didn’t know. Ha ha ha ha ha! He didn’t know!
Washington Republican state legislator Matt Shea has been outed for training young people to fight a “holy war” and publishing a pamphlet, Biblical Basis for War, that advocates replacing the government with a theocracy and “killing all males who do not agree.” The 6 term representative stands accused of participating in an act of domestic terrorism against the United States. Matt Shea was a leader of the Patriot Movement (a far right, anti government extremist group according to the Southern Poverty Law Center) which “planned, engaged in, and promoted a total of three armed conflicts of political violence against the United States government” between 2014 and 2016. He has been suspended but he refuses to resign. He says the whole thing is a sham like Trump’s impeachment. The guy is an anti-government, pro militia gun nut who hangs out with Cliven Bundy and the Bundy Ranch gang planning attacks on the government and talking about armed militias, weapons, stockpiling ammunition, snipers and Special Forces. He was involved in the armed conflict with the US Veterans Affairs Department in Idaho in 2015, the Bundy Ranch stand off, and the wildlife refuge takeover in Oregon AND HE GOT ELECTED TO THE STATE LEGISLATURE.
New news has developed - approved aid to Ukraine was withheld 91 minutes after Trump’s “perfect phone call” but we knew that already.
Jeff Van Drew, the Democratic congressman who switched teams for Trump and is now a Republican, went on Fox this morning wearing a blue plaid suit and a red and white striped candy cane tie and said, “I feel good, I feel that I did the honorable thing, I feel that I did what was right for me and right for the country.” Trailer trash talking to trashed trailers. Nobody knows anything.
We know many things now since Trump was elected –America is way more racist than we ever knew, Republicans are traitors, it’s easy as hell for a foreign government to infiltrate our government, and yes, buttheads, elections have consequences. If you’re a stupid racist you could end up with Matt Shea, Jeff Van Drew or Trump representing you and if you’re lazy and indifferent to politics you could end up with Matt Shea, Jeff Van Drew or Trump representing you.
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