Who Was That Masked Man?
“’President does what he should have done four and a half months and 130,000 deaths ago.’ There’s your fucking headline.” — Bryan Behar
Trump wore a mask when he went to Walter Reed Hospital. Of course, he couldn’t just humbly put on a mask and meet with patients. No, he had to stage a photo op wherein he looked like who is that masked man Darth Vader followed by stormtroopers going to confront the enemy. Stormtroopers wore black masks. Trump’s mask was a deep navy blue with the presidential seal. He says now that he’s never been against wearing a mask — they have a time and place. The time and place for him was a scene out of Reality TV Star Wars. Now watch him try and take credit for masks. He’ll sell masks with the presidential seal and his infamous signature in the The White House gift shop since he can’t sell them at his Super Spreader Rallies because the TikTok Teens have screwed those up for him.
Trump’s handlers: Tell him how handsome and strong he looks in his mask so he’ll keep wearing it.
Toxic maskulinity.
“What a sad state America’s in when the media’s losing its mind because Trump’s wearing a mask…at a hospital, no less. His bar is so low that it’s such amazing big news when he doesn’t act like a total fucking psycho…” Andy Ostroy
Dr. Fauci says he hasn’t briefed the president in 2 months and isn’t being allowed on TV because he’s Dr Doom. Plus he looks better in his mask than Trump does in his.
A Republican in Florida who is running for congress, KW Miller, said this about Trump’s new look — “I don’t wear face masks, but POTUS is the only man who can pull it off and still look intensely masculine.”
Jacksonville attorneys have filed a lawsuit to block the city from hosting the Republican National Convention amid the coronavirus pandemic.
Betsy DeVos, sitting in front of a book shelf with no books in her home, says nope, nope and nope to schools being closed in the fall. When asked if she could assure students, teachers and parents that they will not get coronavirus because they’re going back to school she replied, “Well, the key is that kids have to get back to school.”
“Sending your kids to school now means putting them at risk of getting coronavirus and/or getting shot with a semi automatic rifle” — Cam Kansky, one of the March for Our Lives Parkland kids
Florida lied about how many people died yesterday. The actual count is 188, the highest single death toll to date. Florida is also lying about the refrigerator trucks they have parked outside of hospitals, too. They’re there in case a hurricane hits.
Texas has been under reporting its death count, too.
The annual Republican convention in Wisconsin was held indoors without a mask policy. Congressman Glenn Grothman spoke at the podium and coughed uncontrollably.
Wear a mask or risk being mistaken for a Trump supporter.
MAGAs who die from the coronavirus should have the cause of death listed as a hoax.
Trump tweeted and retweeted 31 times from the golf course before noon yesterday. Today someone got ahold of his phone and tweeted that golf is legitimate exercise and he needs it given all the stress he’s under: I know many in business and politics that work out endlessly, in some cases to a point of exhaustion. It is their number one passion in life, but nobody complains. My “exercise” is playing, almost never during the week, a quick round of golf. Obama played more and much longer….
Obama didn’t play more golf.
Trump’s “exercise” has cost taxpayers $150,000,000.
Trump has a warning for leftist anarchist trouble makers: If you try and topple the Washington Monument, you’ll automatically go to prison for 10 years. The Washington Monument is 555 feet high.
Who was that handsome masked man? Hi Ho Silver Spoon, Away!
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