Who You Gonna Blame?

Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 27, 2024

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VP candidate and sitting US senator JD Vance likes to make shit up, so what?

Trump invited Ukrainian President Zelensky to Trump Tower to make him beg and grovel in front of the TV cameras. Zelensky accepted the invitation because the ghoul could win the election and if so, he has got to play the Trump game. He stood there while Trump said things like he had a “very good relationship” with Putin and vowed to negotiate a “fair deal” for both sides. He lied and said he was leading in the polls and brought up “the impeachment hoax” that stemmed from him trying to extort newly elected Zelensky and Ukraine in 2019. Poor Zelensky is so desperate he let himself be humiliated by Trump. It’s sick and too shameful for decent people to watch but MAGAs love it. They may not know or care who Zelensky is but they know he can be blamed for something so grovel on!

In Springfield, Ohio, where Trump and JD Vance have been claiming that Haitian immigrants are a problem and are eating people’s pets, there have been bomb threats at the city hall and 2 elementary schools and buildings had to be evacuated. Haitian families have kept their kids home from school, which just started, out of fear that they’ll be harmed. Trump and JD Vance did this. They made the whole thing up to stir shit up in MAGA Land. Trump said he would deport them all and send them to Venezuela. The mayor of Springfield blamed them both for lying about their city and putting Haitian residents in danger.

“Your pet is more likely to be shot in the face by a Republican governor than eaten by an immigrant” — Jeff Tiedrich

The Haitians came here legally. They’re being targeted because they’re Black and immigrants. Two in one.

Blame the Black people.

The idiot who first shared the made up story about Haitians eating cats and dogs regrets it now. She says she didn’t realize it would spread like it did. Anybody that partakes in the spreading of hate and racist motivated lies that result in physical threats or harm to others should share the blame. She, Trump, Vance, and everybody who helped spread the story are all now responsible for the threats made against innocent people.

Trump says he is planning a visit to Springfield, Ohio even though nobody wants him there.

Under an Ohio statute that allows private citizens to file criminal charges, a Haitian organization filed criminal charges against and seeks the arrests of Trump and JD Vance for disrupting public services, making false alarms, and other offenses. Put the blame where it belongs — on Trump and Vance.

Media whore and Republican member of Congress, Nancy Mace, said immigrants come here to get free sex change operations.

JD Vance admitted he makes shit up so the media will cover him. Since he said he could lie and make up stories to help him politically then JD Vance has syphilis. He’s putting lives in danger of constituents in his own state. He’s still a US Senator. He has been so wrapped up with the election in the past 7 weeks that he hasn’t shown up for a single vote. The Senate is on break now until after the election so essentially Vance just stopped going to work while collecting a $175,000 salary.

JD Vance was condemned by the Catholic conference of Ohio for spreading lies about Haitian immigrants.

Trump keeps hammering down on the lies and ridiculous stories about a Venezuelan gang in Colorado. “They’re going to take over a lot more than Aurora. They’re gonna go through Colorado, take over the whole damn state,” he claimed. The Republican mayor of Aurora pushed back on Trump and invited him to come see the city for himself. “I want to show him that the narrative is not accurate by any stretch of the imagination.” Venezuelan gangs ransacking homes and causing mayhem in Aurora? Trump and JD Vance are to blame.

Trump said if he loses the election it will be the Jews’ fault. Jewish people only make up about 2% of the population. Half of those people live in swing states. The Jewish vote won’t make or break him. When Trump says they’ll be the reason if he loses, he’s putting a target on every Jew’s back.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu announced that he will NOT engage in any cease fire talks until after the US election. Trump and Netanyahu had an illegal summit last month. They’re both getting more people killed to help each other politically. They’re both to blame.

Special Counsel Jack Smith has given 180 pages of evidence featuring Mark Meadows, his phone, the stolen documents, and everybody who was in communication with him regarding January 6 to Judge Tanya Chutkan and is pushing for a public version of the brief so we know what he knows.

Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in DC for his role in the 2020 election interference scheme.

Trump is selling Trump collector watches for $100,000 each.

Trump says Google results show too many “bad stories” about him so he will prosecute Google if elected.

Blame Google?

Blame Trump.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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