WHOOSH!

Spike Dolomite
3 min readJun 15, 2020

Trump’s campaign manager, Brad Parscale, is bragging about registering over 800,000 MAGAs for their rally in Tulsa on Saturday. The venue holds 20,000. The city of Tulsa has 400,000 people.

Trump’s campaign put an ad in Craigslist looking for minority actors to hold up signs at his Tulsa rally.

Trump is claiming on Twitter that nearly 1 million people have tickets for the rally on Saturday.

The New Tulsa World has called for Trump to cancel his rally in their city. They don’t want him there.

Tulsa’s chief health official thinks that Trump having a rally in their city is a very bad idea.

“The move to June 20th for Tulsa is more nefarious. June 19th will be a day of peaceful Black Lives Matter protest and marches. It’s the same day and night MAGA will arrive and camp out for an oversold event. This is an intentionally created powder keg, intentionally set to blow.” — Steve Marmel

Trump told the US embassy in Seoul, South Korea to take down it’s Black Lives Matter banner they had hanging on the outside of the building.

Russia lover Senator Ron Johnson is still talking about Hillary Clinton’s emails on Fox News.

Ted Cruz challenged actor Ron Perlman to a wrestling match with Gym Jordan.

The Supreme Court ruled that LGBTQ workers can’t be fired for being LGBTQ. The vote was 6–3. Justice Neil Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion, joined by Chief Justice Roberts and Justices Ginsburg, Breyer, Kagan, and Sotomayor. Justices Alito (joined by Thomas) and Kavanaugh each wrote dissents. Happy Pride Month!

15,000 people took to the streets to march for black trans rights in Brooklyn.

“The Bachelor” is evolving! They have booked their first ever black bachelor on their stupid, shallow, ridiculous show!

The Oscars have changed their rules to require that films meet “representation and inclusion standards” to qualify for awards beginning next year.

There was a record turnout of Democrats in Georgia who voted in the primary last week in spite of the pandemic and record breaking voter suppression efforts. More Democrats voted this year than in 2008 when Obama was on the ticket and 3 times more than in 2016 when Dickhead was on the ticket. Votes are still being counted.

Senator Ed Markey called Trump “scum” for fueling racism.

Colin Kaepernick set up a fund to pay legal fees for protesters in Minneapolis.

Streets full of people of all colors, ages, sexual orientations proclaim that black lives matter EVERY DAY all across the country, Marion Webster changed its definition of racism in the dictionary, city, state and federal bills have been drawn up to change the military culture of the police, the street in front of the White House has been renamed Black Lives Matter, confederate monuments have been torn down or removed, the Smithsonian has posters, signs and art from Trump’s wall in its collection to capture this moment in time, Paramount cancelled COPS and A&E cancelled Live P.D. reality police TV shows, NASCAR took down the confederate flag, the NFL came out in support of black players protesting, police officers have been charged with murdering an unarmed black man, and police departments have been tossed upside down all in 3 weeks!

George Floyd’s 6 year old daughter proudly proclaimed, “Daddy changed the world!”

“I personally think it’s really cool how we all went from learning how to make banana bread to learning how to abolish the police in a matter of weeks” — Asma Nizami

The wheels of democracy may turn slow, but once democracy makes it over the mountain of injustice, they WHOOSH!

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.