Who’s Joshing Now?
Reality star Josh Duggar, the first born of the 19 and counting fundamentalist family who molested 4 of his sisters but was forgiven by his sisters, the cult, and Republican Jesus, is in jail now for possession of child porn. No bail. If found guilty he’ll serve 19 years and counting for each offense. The man has 6 kids and one on the way so he’s always having sex. His wife is trapped in the cult as she is completely dependent on him and his family — the ideal Republican woman. According to the teachings of the IBLT cult, which doesn’t practice birth control because they believe they are building a Christian army for God, the wife is to blame for the husband’s perversions and crimes. Whatever the legal outcome he can’t be around kids which means she could lose custody of her children because she can’t leave the cult. He’ll have to never go “home” again because home is over run with kids — cult members breed like rabbits. Blonde haired blue eyed sexually repressed little Republicans running around everywhere. His parents make excuses for him. He’s their perfect golden boy, brought forth by God like Jesus. Everybody bow down to the golden boy (Republican politicians included.) Josh’s mom once said that trans people are child molesters. Whoops. Turns out the monster child molester is her golden boy. The first time he got busted for incest, they turned him over to a family friend who was also a state trooper so he could set him straight. That guy is in prison now for child porn. They’re all screwed up predators and it’s all their wives’ fault.
The Duggars have followed parenting advice from Michael and Debi Pearl who run a ministry called No Greater Joy. They push a homeschool Christian parenting style where you break your kids by beating them with your hands and weapons, wives are expected to obey their husbands and put out whenever he wants it, even if she’s exhausted from 10 kids pawing on her all day, and never deviate from their interpretation of the Bible. Here’s what he says about fathers molesting their own kids: “But if your husband has sexually molested the children, you should approach him with it. If he is truly repentant (not just exposed) and is willing to seek counseling, you may feel comfortable giving him an opportunity to prove himself, as long as you know the children are safe. If there is any thought that they are not safe, or if he is not repentant and willing to seek help, then go to the law and have him arrested. Stick by him, but testify against him in court. Have him do about 10 to 20 years, and by the time he gets out, you will have raised the kids, and you can be waiting for him with open arms of forgiveness and restitution. Will this glorify God? Forever. You ask, “What if he doesn’t repent even then?” Then you will be rewarded in heaven equal to the martyrs, and God will have something to rub in the Devil’s face. God hates divorce — always, forever, regardless, without exception.”
While the Duggars and the religious cult they belong to, the “Quiverfull Movement” are busy humping like rabbits, husbands are simultaneously enjoying playboy bunnies until they get caught. Married father of 8, Douglas Phillips, the head of the movement, resigned after he got busted for having a teen aged sex slave who he brought into his home so he could regularly enter her room to masturbate on her. It’s not sex outside of marriage if you don’t actually enter HER.
Bill Gothard, the head of the religious cult that the Duggars belong to, the IBLT, stepped down because of sexual assault. He’s a perv. The system creates sexual predators and the women are taught to take on the blame, be quiet, and never leave.
Republican State Rep. Mark Samsel of Kansas is a perv. He’s also a substitute teacher. While teaching at a high school last week he went off on a tangent about suicide, anti-LGBTQ bigotry, sex, masturbation, and religion. He singled one kid out and pushed him around the room. “You’re about ready to anger me and get the wrath of God. Do you believe me when I tell you that God has been speaking to me? You should run and scream.” He kicked the student in the crotch and asked another student, “Check his nuts for him.” He got arrested.
Republicans have been pandering to fundamental Christians for decades and now it’s time to pay the piper. They started off by dividing them up in to powerful voting blocs in swing states then got them all pumped up on purity issues such as divorce, homosexuality, abortion, and monogamy (all things that many Republican politicians are guilty of and don’t actually believe themselves.) Their influence has grown beyond isolated voting blocs. Fundamentalism has infiltrated the entire party. It’s out of control now and Republicans don’t know what to do with the monster that they have created.
Religion in Congress fun fact: There are only 3 Republicans who are not Christian. That’s only 1%. On the other hand, there are 3 Muslims, 2 Buddhists, 3 Hindus, and 3 Unitarians (many founding fathers were Unitarians or Diests — which is not a Christian denomination,) 1 humanist, and 2 unaffiliated. They’re all Democrats. 11% of Democrats are Jewish. There aren’t a lot of pervs in the Democratic party because they’re not repressed freaks. They don’t fight over the one true religion either. In fact, they want religion out of government, as the founding Unitarians and Diests intended. They josh you not.
The GOP created voters out of their own image. Now what are they going to do?
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