Who’s on First?
Since Marjorie Taylor Greene has been kicked off of committees and has nothing better to do, she started her own caucus for whites only that she is calling, “America First.” Their mission is to “to push for Anglo Saxon political tradition.” It’s nothing new. The Trump era was good for one thing — forcing the reality of this not being new straight in our faces on a daily basis.
Speaking of the KKK, both Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert were the only 2 people to vote against reauthorizing a bill that helps Leukemia patients. People without Leukemia first!
Old white man hustler Bernie Madoff, king of the ME FIRST ponzi schemers, is dead. He died in jail after serving 12 years for robbing people out of their life savings.
Roger Stone is going to wish he was dead because the DOJ is suing him and his wife Nydia for $2 million in unpaid income taxes. Watch him scream that they’re infringing on his religious freedom by declaring that he is a member of the First Church of Fuck Paying Taxes. It’s against their religious beliefs to pay taxes.
A founding member of the Oath Keepers is going to plead guilty and cooperate with investigators about what he knows about the riot at the Capitol. He’s the first out of 400 defendants to make a deal.
One of the Proud Boys who is sitting in jail after being charged with pepper spraying police officers at the Capitol has come down with covid 19. Which came first? The proud, the boy, or the pepper spray?
One of the first dogs pooped on the floor in the White House. It is not yet known who did it. The press is more interested in who pooped in the White House than they are who pooped in the Capitol and smeared it on the walls.
Joe Biden is the first president who is openly against the death penalty. His predecessor pledged to kill more people than any other president.
Speaking of murderous dictators, what’s the former First Lady doing now? Writing a tell all book to go along with her tell all pictures.
A data breach at a Christian crowdfunding site has outed cops and other public officials for donating money to fundraisers to MAGA militia murderers, far right activists, and their buddies on the police force who have been accused of shooting black people.
First responders and other government employees have donated money to Kyle Rittenhouse, the wanna be killer cop in training. Atta boy! Which came first? The atta, the boy, or the wanna be?
The first thing that needs to be done to get cops to stop killing black people is to get rid of all the racist cops. They can’t be retrained or reformed. They’re dangerous white supremacists. Get rid of the cops.
Tough guy Army Sergeant Jonathan Pentland has a go fund me. First you threaten a black teenager walking down the street then you make money off of it.
Abraham Lincoln, FDR, and Joe Biden are the only presidents to be tasked with saving the country from ruin. Biden has to get covid under control, deal with climate change, immigration, white supremacy, income inequality, and gun violence (for starters) and on top of all of that he has to contend with the anti-American Republican party who gave way for Trump to ever rise to power in the first place.
If Republicans had voted to remove Trump the first time, the insurrection would never have happened and 560,000 people would not have died. Their cowardice and complicity have contributed to the attack on our democracy and murder. First degree murder. They knew people were going to die and they let them. The enemy is within, for the first time in America’s history.
Trump was a lot of firsts including the first president to be impeached twice, the first president to murder his own people, and the first president to be impeached for trying to overthrow the United States government.
Democrats are hauling ass. They’re being very aggressive and sticking together because they know that this is it. This is their moment. The GOP has fallen apart and they can’t figure out how to get back up again, giving the Dems their chance to move America forward, full steam ahead as fast as they can, before the repugs regroup. Democrats are unified as a party, they’re not getting sucked into the Republicans’ bullshit, and they’re not apologizing for anything. That’s a first.
“This isn’t the time to ‘find common ground’ with seditionists. We control Congress and the Presidency. It’s time to fight to put people first — equity, equality, our future and a strong democracy. Meeting extremists halfway will never heal us, it only legitimizes them.” — Melanie D’Arrigo
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