Worlds Colliding

Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 13, 2023

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Trump has been coordinating Biden’s impeachment, which is more election interference. He spoke with Elise Stefanik after McCarthy’s announcement that he was assigning Biden’s impeachment to three committees that have already been trying to get Biden and his family but haven’t found anything. She’s been kissing up to Trump so he’ll pick her for VP. Trump’s strategy is to steal headlines during his criminal trials so he can point to Biden and say, “See! He’s being impeached too! We’re even!”

MAGA Congresswoman Lauren Boebert got kicked out of a theatre in Denver. She was there for the Beetlejuice musical and got busted for vaping and making a scene in her seat. She refused to leave and pulled the “Don’t you know who I am?” card.

Boebert had been arrested 4 times before she got elected to Congress along with a bunch of other bad guys who praise Trump. One of the arrests was for running from the cops at a music festival, drunk off her ass, screaming about having friends at Fox News and if they arrested her it would become national news. Another time was for harassing her neighbors with her pit bulls. She went to jail for a few hours for another arrest, and as typical in redneck country (mountain bikers and cowboys in Colorado), she was endorsed by the very guy who jailed her three 3 earlier. The jailer was a bad guy too.

Lauren Boebert has been under investigation from several state agencies over misuse of campaign funds.

Bad guy redneck senator Tubby the Tuba Tommy Tuberville is such an idiot he thought that the highest ranking military officer, General Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who is facing mandatory retirement on October 1, could stick around for awhile so he can keep dicking around with blocking military appointments. He’s been single handedly blocking hundreds of promotions and confirmations for 6 months. After reporters told him that, by law, Mark Milley has to leave, Tuberville said, “He has to leave? Get somebody else to do the job.” Tubby the Tuba Tommy Tuberville doesn’t understand how the military works. By playing around with his congressional power to protest abortion, 3 out of 5 military branches have been left open without confirmed chiefs (the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps) for the first time in history. Now the highest ranking position in the military is facing potential vacancy because of him. He has no idea what he’s doing or what’s at stake. Our country is far less secure right now because of one lone Republican bad guy. Combat readiness is suffering. The rest of the world knows how vulnerable we are. He’s blaming the Democrats because that’s what all the other Republicans do. He may be an unqualified dunce, but he’s doing a fine job by bad guy standards — deconstructing and destabilizing institutions, which is what the Republicans have been doing since before Trump came along.

Eric Munchel, the guy who broke into the Senate Chamber on January 6 dressed in black tactical gear, wearing a ski mask and carrying a stun gun and zip ties that he stole from Capitol Police, was sentenced to 57 months. His mom, Lisa Eisenhart, was with him and got sentenced to 30 months. She’s a registered nurse and cried when the judge gave her what was coming to her. She begged the judge to think about her job. She should have thought about her job before she joined the mob to overturn the US government. The picture of the two of them climbing over seats in the Senate Chamber became the iconic image of the bad guys of January 6.

President of the Proud Boys in Philadelphia, Zachary Rehl, was sentenced to 15 years. He sprayed chemicals in cops’ faces. He cried when he got hit in the face with reality by the judge, too.

Some good news: The Digital Public Library of America (DPLA) has launched its Banned Book Program which grants free nationwide access to books that have been removed from shelves in schools and libraries, Illinois and California have banned book bans, and Tennessee State Rep. Gloria Johnson, a member of the “Tennessee Three” who is making good trouble in the name of gun legislation after a mass shooting at a school several months ago, is challenging Marsha Blackburn for her seat in the Senate. Gloria is a former high school teacher. She experienced a school shooting in 2008. One student shot and killed another student. She made her announcement outside that very school to make the point that nothing has been done about protecting kids from getting shot at school since 2008.

2008 — the year Obama was elected which opened the doors to hell. The South (white supremacy) rose again — racists crawled up and out of hell, across the land, bringing like minded others who have been in hiding with them as they moved along, taking good guys by surprise. Trump is the god of this underworld.

Worlds are colliding. There is only one way the good guys can prevail. Good guys need to vote for them.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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