Worldwide Protest

3 min readApr 4, 2025

Trump has managed to piss off the whole world with his “Liberation Day” that charges more countries with more tariffs. These countries are planning counterattacks, intensifying the World Trade War.

Trump still doesn’t get how tariffs work and neither do the idiot MAGAs who worship him. Everything is about to get much more expensive. There goes the prices of eggs and iPhones could cost as much as 74% more.

China said it is imposing a reciprocal 34% tariff on all imports from the U.S.

The Dow keeps plummeting and we’re headed for a crash. Trump admitted on Truth Social that he’s doing it on purpose.

For the first time in 28 years, Fox News removed the stock market ticker from their screens.

Elon Musk got booed and heckled while he was wearing a big piece of cheese on his head at an event he hosted where he was promising to pay $1 million in exchange for votes in the Wisconsin race for the Supreme Court. He got his ass kicked and the liberal justice won.

“Wisconsin beat the billionaire.” — Governor Tim Walz

Victoria Spartz, a Republican congresswoman who prides herself on being “independent” yelled at her constituents at one of her town halls. She told them that if you break the law you don’t get due process. She’s from Ukraine and obviously doesn’t know our laws. Everybody gets due process, even if they’re not a citizen.

Speaking of not getting due process, the Trump administration admitted that they deported someone from Maryland and sent them to El Salvador that was a mistake and they can’t get him back.

Trump has spent $40 million to house 400 migrants at Guantanamo Bay.

Trump and Elon Musk say it’s “case closed” regarding the little Signalchat scandal. No more investigations into why the top national security officials put the country in so much danger. The idiots did more than use Signal. They’ve used their gmail accounts for official government business. This will have no effect on MAGAs who were once so obsessed about Hillary’s emails because they’re in a cult and won’t care any more about this than they will about eggs costing $50.

World Athletics announced it is introducing mandatory testing to determine the biological sex of anyone wishing to compete in female events.

For 25 hours and five minutes, Senator Cory Booker stood and made the longest Senate speech in history. He never sat, ate, drank or peed. He beat the Strom Thurmond’s record. Strom Thurmond was a Southerner and a member of the KKK. A black man beat a racist white man on the Senate floor. Senator Cory Booker’s livestream on TikTok got over 250 million likes. Republicans called it performative. Performative is wearing a kotex on your ear after supposedly getting nearly assassinated.

Rosie O’Donnell packed up and moved to Ireland. She’s giving up her U.S. citizenship in exchange for Irish citizenship. Trump has targeted her for 10 years so she high tailed it out of here. Lucky Rosie. The rest of us are stuck here because we’re not rich.

Three professors at Yale are leaving the country to teach in Canada because they see what’s coming and they’re not sticking around for it.

A Chinese woman was detained by U.S. border officers for overstaying her visitor visa died and by suicide while being held at a border patrol station in Arizona.

A tiny mountain town in Colorado, Crested Butte, could lose their post office. Where will the 4,000 residents get their mail?

There will be worldwide protests tomorrow protesting Trump. Watch the media ignore it.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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