Would He or Wouldn’t He?

Trump held an emergency press conference the day after he threw America under the bus in Helsinki because he wanted to clear up that he does in fact have great respect for his tremendous people. He didn’t condemn national security in favor of a foreign adversary. That’s not what he did. He doesn’t believe a former KGB officer over the FBI. Not at all. He wouldn’t, not would. That’s what he meant to say. Wouldn’t.

Trump and Putin are working together for world peace! Everything is going very well. President Putin is going to be involved in all sorts of things. They discussed profound important things that will save millions of things. The meeting with President Putin was really strong.

Trump’s Twitter feed will tell you all you need to know about how he really feels about Putin and the FBI.

Dana Rohrabacher is the member of Congress implicated in the affidavit of the Russian spy, Maria Butina. He met with her and Alexander Torshin in August of 2015 in Moscow. Dana says linking the NRA to Russia is stupid.

The turtle came out of his shell for 60 seconds to say Russia better not do that again. Then Mitch McConnell went right back into his shell. He’s guilty. That’s why he won’t come out of his shell.

Paul Ryan finally admitted that the Russians hacked our election. That only took 18 months. Now what? Nothing.

Lindsey Graham says Trump had a bad day and needs to fix it.

Trump saying he meant to say wouldn’t instead of would is good enough for Marco Rubio. Marco is satisfied.

Failed Republican presidential candidate, John Kasich, is on a Come Together America media tour. He says now is not the time for anyone to say, “I told you so” and that the Democrats should just shut up.

“He made a mistake,” some Republicans said. Others said, “We’re disappointed.”

To review: Republicans didn’t say one word about Trump grabbing women by the pussy, or calling Nazis fine people, or calling Mexicans rapists, murderers and thieves. They never said anything when he called countries shitholes and NFL players sons of bitches. He calls the press the enemy of the people and they’ve said nothing. He tells bold face lies on a daily basis and they say and do NOTHING. He kidnaps, jails and loses track of innocent children and they don’t say a peep. It took Trump doing a slow dance with Putin in front of the whole world for some of them to come out and say, oops, that wasn’t good.

Bill Clinton met Loretta Lynch alone on a tarmac three years ago and the Republicans totally freaked out. They’re still talking about it. Trump met with a diabolical dictator, in private, knowing that he got Trump elected and that he’s being blackmailed. All they say is that wasn’t good. He made a mistake.

Bill Clinton would like to retract his statement from I did not have sexual relations with that woman to I would not have sexual relations with that woman.

“This Republican Congress has proven incapable of fulfilling the Founders’ design that ‘Ambition must … counteract ambition.’ All who believe in this country’s values must vote for Democrats this fall. Policy differences don’t matter right now. History has its eyes on us” — Lifelong Republican and former FBI director, James Comey

In contrast to Trump’s “What I meant to say was” press conference after Helsinki, Barak Obama was in South Africa, making a speech honoring Nelson Mandela. He talked about Trump without mentioning his name. And then he danced.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Arizona state Senate candidate, Bobby Wilson, appeared at a Moms Demand Action forum in Tucson and told the crowd he was “living proof” that the only one who can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. He killed his mom 55 years ago. He says it was in self defense. His sister died that night too, and their house burned down. He never went to jail.

Sacha Baron Cohen has a new pilot on Showtime called, “Who is America?” where he disguises himself as an Israeli anti-terror expert and convinces Republicans and gun-rights advocates to endorse a program that would arm American toddlers by using stuffed animals with guns like “Puppy Pistol,” “Gunny Rabbit,” and “Uzicorn.” Now that it’s out, these gun nuts and say and do anything sleaze ball politicians are claiming they have been victimized. Roy Moore is threatening to sue. Would they or wouldn’t they let themselves be duped into doing a PSA to arm American toddlers? They would and they did.

Would Trump or wouldn’t Trump tweet something crazy the day after he held the “What I meant to say” press conference? Oh, he would. This morning, Trump tweeted, “Some people HATE the fact that I got along well with President Putin of Russia. They would rather go to war than see this. It’s called Trump Derangement Syndrome!”

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Don’t forget about the reuniting immigrant families. Each day is an eternity for kids separated from their parents.



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