You’re Mocking Me, Aren’t You?
Steve Bannon was arrested on a yacht owned by a fugitive Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui. China has accused him of being a spy and they want him back. He sought “political asylum” in the US and was saved from deportation when Trump learned that he was a member of Mar-a-Lago. The two were hanging out on Guo Wengui’s yacht when Bannon was taken into federal custody by US Postal Service agents. The US Postal Service got Bannon!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA! On a boat! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
“Boaters for Trump” is sinking. Stop the floatillas! All MAGA wannabe Minutemen abandon ship! The mailmen are coming! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
When reporters asked him about it, Trump said he doesn’t know anything about Steve Bannon ripping people off with a fake nonprofit to supposedly raise money to build his wall but it’s “a very sad thing.” Then he said Obama had a lot of scandals and spied on his campaign. Ha.
Does this mean that Steve Bannon will be dialing in from jail to speak at the RNC after Kid Rock? HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Mock and roll!
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Kid Rock’s real name is Robert James Ritchie. He was a rich kid whose dad was a millionaire who owned several car dealerships in Detroit. He grew up on a 6 acre estate in a 5,628 square foot house. He got his start hanging around black hip hop artists pretending that he wasn’t a white rich kid from Romeo.
Steve Bannon is the 9th mobster to be arrested from Trump’s rag tag gang of boobs. He got busted for his role as the chair of the advisory board of We Build the Wall bogus PAC. The former Secretary of State and Chair of the Republican Party in Kansas Kris Kobach, the immigrant hating, Obama birther, Muslim ban loving, voter suppression conspiracy spreader (he only found 9 cases with his sweep to rid the state of voter fraud) is the general counsel for this fake organization. Betsy DeVos’s brother and war profiteer, Erik Prince, former pitcher Curt Schilling, former Colorado congressman Tom Tancredo, and current token black Republican Sheriff David Clarke are all board members. They’re in a heap of trouble today. HA HA HA HA HA HA!
When Trump was confronted by a reporter in the White House about Steve Bannon and the rag tag band of bumbling criminals connected to him he said he didn’t know anything. So the reporter pressed him — “Respectfully, sir, it’s not just Steve Bannon, it’s Roger Stone, it’s Michael Flynn, it’s Rick Gates, Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen. What’s it say about your judgment?” All Trump could say was, “Well, I have no idea.” It’s a good thing the reporter was wearing a mask or Trump would have caught him mocking him.
All of the Republicans in Congress who have been enabling and covering for Trump have “no idea” either. They’ve made a mockery out of our democracy.
The Mockley Crew keeps growing. Trump bamboozled voters, Wayne LaPierre swindled the gun nuts, Jerry Falwell Jr. conned the evangelicals, Bannon ripped off of the racists, Paul Manafort duped people into thinking he worked for the Trump campaign and not the Russians, Michael Flynn burned the country, and Roger Stone suckered Trump into pardoning him.
The Susan B Anthony Museum has turned down Trump’s pardon.
The My Pillow Guy and Ben Carson are pushing a new remedy for the coronavirus — oleander, the poisonous common plant that’s all over the place that will kill you if you eat it.
Mike Pence says, “We think there is a miracle around the corner — a tribute to President Trump’s leadership.” That’s funny. Pence has always attributed miracles to Jesus. Pence must be mocked. And often.
The Third Lady will give a speech next week for the RNC from her newly renovated garden at the White House because nothing says I care when the country is dying and starving than by showing off your new bush. Since the Trump campaign is so desperate to get people to watch they may ask her to do it naked. Hey MAGAs! Tune in for a bushel and a peck. A bushel and a peck! HA HA!
An OANN reporter told Trump that if you Google Antifa it takes you to Joe Biden.com.
Ghislaine Maxwell is bitching about no room service in jail.
Julia Louis Drefyus was the host for the last night of the DNC. She mocked the shit out of Trump.
Trump is a joke. A dangerous joke.
74 days until we get to mock the shit out of him.
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