You’re No Good
A former Ukrainian member of parliament, Oleksandr Onyshchenko, one of the goodfellas who claims to have dirt on Biden, was arrested for embezzlement while Rudy was working on getting more goodfellas to come up with some dirt on Biden in Ukraine.
Trump is very excited because Rudy says he’s got the goods! He found the evidence necessary to destroy the Democrats! Just in the nick of time! He will report to Bill Barr as soon as he gets back to the states.
“When a foreign power can’t be bribed to launch a phony investigation, there’s always Bill Barr and Congress” — Tea Pain
Bill Barr is hosting his $30,000 holiday party at the Trump Hotel in DC today. In your face, America. Who will be there? Republican whores. Ho Ho Ho.
Good ol’ boy,televangelist, author of “God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy,” Fox News talking head, and former governor of the dumbest state in the nation, Mike Huckabee, filed a bar complaint against a Florida lawyer who made fun of him on Twitter.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Mike Huckabee got the writer of the Daily Crime Report kicked off of Twitter for telling him he wasn’t funny after he posted a joke about Russian women.
Mike Huckabee isn’t funny.
Mike Huckabee goes to Russia a lot.
Speaking of Mike Huckabee, a photo has surfaced of him with Ukrainian Hassidic rabbi Moshe Azman (a friend of Rudy’s), indicted “associates” of Rudy Giuliani, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman (holding a full leather bank bag.) Just good friends of Trump’s meeting in an alley, posing with a bag of cash.
Follow the money. There are threads waiting to be pulled everywhere.
Lev Parnas knows everyone but no one seems to know him.
More than 500 legal scholars have signed a letter saying Trump committed “impeachable conduct.” The evidence is overwhelming.
Jerry Nadler, Chair of the House Judiciary Committee, says the case against Trump is so good and strong that a jury would convict him in 3 minutes.
Senator Joni Ernst from Iowa is in trouble. She got busted for taking dark money. She’s desperate. She can’t win if she doesn’t. None of them can.
Trump spoke at the Israeli American Council after being welcomed to the stage by Miriam and Sheldon Adelson who donated $30 million to his campaign at the tail end of the race. Trump told the Jews that they’ll vote for him to protect their wealth. “You’re not nice people at all, but you have to vote for me. You have no choice. You’re not going to vote for Pocahontas, I can tell you that.” He yammered on for 45 minutes and never once mentioned Benjamin Netanyahu. He thanked the Republicans for protecting him from impeachment and oppression.
Linda Ronstadt is still making the world better even though she can’t sing anymore. While being honored as one of this year’s Kennedy Center’s awardees, she threw shade at Mike Pompeo after he joked about when he would be “loved”. She looked straight at him while accepting her award and said, “maybe when you stop enabling Donald Trump”. CBS will air it on December 15. Hopefully they won’t edit that part out. He’s no good.
Mr. Rogers’ widow has endorsed Trump’s opponent, whoever that is, because Trump is not good.
MAGAs can have Kid Rock and James Woods. The Libs have Linda Ronstadt and Mrs. Rogers.
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