Spike DolomiteStricken ChickenTrump is pissed at his lawyers because they aren’t being tough enough.4 min read·2 days ago--11--11
Spike DolomiteLike a DogThe day began with Judge Merchan ruling on the gag order violations. He got fined $1,000 (the maximum) for 9 offenses. He has to pay $9,000…4 min read·4 days ago--9--9
Spike DolomiteCross and Gen ZIt’s day 8 of the Trump trial, the fourth day of testimony. Before entering the courtroom this morning Trump whined to the press using his…4 min read·Apr 26, 2024--3--3
Spike DolomitePeck of Pandered PapersJurors have been dismissed for the day for the third day of Trump’s first criminal trial in New York. His old buddy, David Pecker, has…3 min read·Apr 25, 2024--10--10
Spike DolomiteSchmucks, Has Beens, and Ha HaPresident Biden signed a $95 billion bill for aid to Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan and said that the US will begin sending equipment to…3 min read·Apr 24, 2024--13--13
Spike DolomiteTrump Trial Day 2 — “Fake News”Trump’s first day of his trial was short because of the Passover holiday. Both sides made their opening statements and David Pecker…4 min read·Apr 23, 2024--11--11
Spike DolomiteTrump’s Pecker is upFinally! Trump’s first criminal trial starts today! The first witness is David Pecker which is the perfect choice. He was the CEO of…4 min read·Apr 22, 2024--17--17
Spike DolomiteLet’s Get This Party StartedThe jurors have been selected for Trump’s criminal trial and the alternates will be chosen by the end of the day. Opening arguments will be…4 min read·Apr 19, 2024--14--14
Spike DolomiteOh Look — Trump’s Mouth is ShutTrump is not in court today because Wednesdays are their day off. They’re moving fast. They’ve already selected 7 jurors from the first…4 min read·Apr 17, 2024--16--16
Spike DolomiteSnooze AlarmThe second day of Trump’s criminal trial has begun. Judge Merchan refers to him as “Mister Donald Trump” which pisses Trump off. His…3 min read·Apr 16, 2024--11--11