Weight of the World
The International Criminal Court has opened an investigation into war crimes against Ukraine.
Putin is so demonic that even the evil gas companies are distancing themselves from him. You know things are bad when oil companies take the high road.
The presidents of 8 EU states have called for immediate talks on Ukraine being admitted. President Zelensky received a standing ovation after he gave a speech at the European Parliament after submitting Ukraine’s application.
Zelensky and Ukraine have passed the audition so let them in the band. They bring with them millions of groupies. Every woman around the world has a crush on Zelensky. He’s strong, he’s an ideal leader, he loves his country, he loves his wife and kids, he’s handsome, he isn’t full of himself, he has a great sense of humor, and he can dance!
Putin’s rival, Alexei Navalny, who Putin has had poisoned and jailed, is calling for civil disobedience. He wants the world to know that Russia is not Putin.
The US has expelled 12 Russian diplomats at the United Nations over national security concerns. They abused their privileges of residency in the US by engaging in espionage activities so they’re out. They were spies so they’re out of the band.
Canada is banning ALL oil imports from Russia. It’s sending anti-tank weapons systems and upgraded ammunition to Ukraine plus providing airlift support to move supplies and aid. On top of that, it is matching donations to the Red Cross for up to $10 million and will fast track immigration applications.
Australia is sending weapons to Ukraine.
Switzerland is no longer neutral. It not only imposed sanctions on Russia, but they sanctioned Putin personally. It has closed its airspace to Russia and is seriously thinking about joining NATO for the first time ever. They want to be in the band!
Since Russia is causing power outages in Ukraine, Elon Musk is providing free satellite based internet service through his company Starlink.
After bragging about how much he weakened NATO Trump is now bragging about how much he strengthened it. That guy was never in the band. He believes that he was not only at Woodstock, he believes he actually played at Woodstock. With Jimi Hendrix. And he was better.
Will the Republicans let Putin run roughshod over the world like they let Trump run roughshod over America? Republicans always wanted to be in the band but because they had no talent they joined the GOP. Their groupies are paid.
Will Republicans be bitching about taking in Ukrainian refugees? Or will they give them a pass because they’re white? Will Fox News be scaring their viewers about the risks associated with taking these foreigners in? Will they take our jobs? Will they bring drugs? Will they rape our daughters? Will they rob us? Will they spread disease? Will they poop in the street?
Tucker Carlson is back peddling on his Russian propaganda by asking his audience, “Where would the left get the idea that I support Putin?” Tucker is such a dork nobody would even let him in to see the band. That’s why he’s got his own show on Fox. Look at me now!
Two-thirds of Americans support Ukraine. The other third still thinks Trump is president.
Mitch McConnell is feebishly trying to get the GOP back on the American track but too many Republicans have already taken the train to Moscow. If he wasn’t such a greedy bastard and didn’t fight to keep Trump from being investigated way back in 2017 so that he could have been impeached then, the GOP wouldn’t be so out of control and he would still be in control. Mitch McConnell is no longer the band leader and their music is no longer popular.
After Marjorie Taylor Greene spoke at a white nationalist event over the weekend (Paul Gosar was there) he tried to clean things up by saying,“There’s no place in the Republican Party for white supremacists or anti-Semitism.” Too late Mitch. Your party has been taken over by white supremacists and anti-Semites. It started way back when you all started getting white people all worked up about those “other” people so they’d vote for you. Now look at yourselves. They control you instead of you controlling them.
Matt Gaetz tweeted: If Russia wanted to destabilize Ukraine, Putin didn’t need to send tanks. We could’ve just sent Dr. Fauci.
Kevin McCarthy thinks he’s going to be the lead singer of the House. He can’t even control bandmates Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. They’re drowning the rest of the band out plus they suck.
President Biden’s first State of the Union is tonight. According to the media, the public doesn’t have much confidence in him. We’re on the brink of WWIII. He’s facing down an entire political party that has made the switch to fascism. Inflation is a problem and everybody blames him. Insurrectionists are being prosecuted for trying to take down the US government. Trump is under criminal and civil investigations. And we’re coming out of a global pandemic that has killed almost one million Americans. He’s got the weight of the world on his shoulders. Literally.
Rock the House, Joe. Play the hell out of Putin.
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